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Near Mint Minus(sm)
The Official Haven for Collectors, Fans, and Plain Old Nerds.
At Near Mint Minus we believe that comic books are vital to the survival of mankind.
As the mightiest task-masters of a sweaty world devoid of sleep, love, or social skills, comics incessantly beat on the drum that beckons us weekly to place small, green bills into the pasty and hyper-knowledgeable hands of the Golfshirt-Tucked-into-Sweatpants-Man, who we call the comic shop owner.
We do so with satisfaction. As members of an addict culture without a cure (except for maturing to adulthood, which we dismissed, like so many Rob Leifield Lithographs), we strongly support the reading, collecting, and hoarding of comic books. We understand that the addiction weighs you down, until you are hopeless - a shell of a man wandering through the dark Gothams and Metropoli of the mind. At Near Mint Minus, we offer you a brief respite from your baleful, nerdish woes. Remember that these reviews are subjective and reflect the views of the NMM staff only, therefore it is incumbant upon you as the reader to read these books, and to judge for yourself, or God himself will judge you.
Read, laugh, cry, gnash, shake fists at your computer, spit, and repeat.
Enjoy it while you can. Next Wednesday is closer than you think. Holy Crap! Check out Week By Week!!! Near Mint Minus News in Briefs: This is Peblee. I just wanted to say a big thanks to those out there who continue to read, and now, listen. We at Near Mint Minus hope that you enjoy every bit of our silly commentary and that you get some hearty laughs along the way. Please let us know if there is anything we can do to improve our site. Tell us what you think by emailing us through the link at the bottom of every page. We now have business cards and T-Shirts available. Remember to checkout the forums page and register. It’s a free forum for: buying and selling comics and comic collections; obtaining your own free nearmintminus.com email account forwarded to an existing account; posting your own reviews and insights; and berating the Near Mint Minus reviewers for their silly, mad-cap antics, and basic, sublevel genius. Check Out the Tommy Castillo Interview!
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This Week's Madness
* WARNING * The following reviews are meant to be humorous and may be found to contain sarcasm, dubious associations, groundless opinions, and senseless rebukes for the sole purpose of entertainment (if not yours, then ours) all of which are substances known by the State of California to be harmful to your work-ethic, and may cause malignant tumors of laughter. Caution advised while reading.
Peblee Recommends:
What could be more real-to-your-life than a future in which you will not go outside of your house (or your parents house) ever because a much better looking automaton "surrogate" will be going around living your life for you. The surrogates better than you in every way, and the thing is, you love it. Why? Because you aren't just sitting at home, you are sitting at home living life through the eyes, ears, and everything else of the surrogate you. Why is this a step-up? Because your life just became successful in every arena, and that ain't normal, now is it? So, this book probably needs no recommendation from me, but I'll say this anyway: buy it. It is the best new concept that I have read in a long time. Fumanchu Recommends:
A hilarious romp through the saint-free latter days, Strange Girl puts a hilarious spin on the fiery doom that awaits the sinful here on Earth. Not only is it brilliant, hilarious, and uniquely illustrated, but it is also an Image comic that is sold for a normal price, and that is something we all need to support. Check out Ultimate Heroes today! Are you looking for a new comic shop? That old shop of yours never have those elusive books that aren't best-sellers, but are your personal favorites? Want to try a whole new concept? Check out Ultimate Heroes Comic Shop. Only a small minority of folks are able to live in the heart of the country, and only a few of them get the pleasure of meeting George - a very different kind of comic shop guy. George pulls into his shop the most extensive line of new comics every week! He also carries games, posters, art, and the most high-grade backissues that we have seen. If you are tired of finding back-issues that look like they were read in the bathtub, chewed on by a vulture, or used to wipe after a night of nachos and beer, then your solution is a click away! Tell George Peebs and Fumanchu sent ya! |
