Caution! Reading the following reviews may result in making you a cooler person, and thereby rendering you unrecognizable to your friends and family members. Be advised, the following is filled with satire that may immobilize your skepticism, angst, and cynical tendencies. Those without a sense of humor will be injured by verbal cudgels, spirited mauling, and firey poison-tipped arrows of sarcasm. |
Here at Near Mint Minus we offer reviews on all of the best (we think) of the latest comics; and, as we are ever on the prowl for old Gold/Silver/Bronze Agers, we will from time to time maim a classic by giving it a good read. As I stated last week, we believe in comics as legitimate reading materials, art pieces, as well as, the ultimate stamp-upon-your-pasty-brow, which marks one forever as Nerdkind. They are at the vanguard of modern creativity, as well as the mightiest secular propagators of morality. We offer not only reviews, but previews, insane predictions, unintelligible meanderings on non-central events and possibilities, wish lists, and surmises that can only be reached by the casual or uneducated comic reader. We offer recommendations for the speculating collector/investor, mad tips for creators and artists, and interviews with them. Currently we are seeking advertisers and interviews, hook-ups and back-alley style heads-ups from those in the comic industry. Why, in our second week we already scored a big one when Fumanchu discovered a dark secret involving an enormous axe aimed right at an unnamed, but very attractive shape-shifting blue girl. He even got an official document to prove his find! Remember to checkout the forums page and register. It’s a free forum for: buying and selling comics and comic collections; obtaining your own free nearmintminus.com email account; posting your own reviews and insights; and berating the Near Mint Minus reviewers for their silly, mad-cap antics, and basic, sublevel genius. Well, it’s only been a week, but the site just keeps getting better. Hopefully you think so too. If you want to view all of our silliness since day one, check out the “week by week” section on the sidebar. Thanks for checkin’ us out, now stop honking your horn, and drive. -Peblee
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This Week's Madness * WARNING * The following reviews are meant to be humorous and may be found to contain sarcasm, dubious associations, groundless opinions, and senseless rebukes for the sole purpose of entertainment (if not yours, then ours) all of which are substances known by the state of California to be harmful to your work-ethic, and may cause malignant tumors of laughter. Caution advised while reading. "Fairly warned be ye, says I." |
Stay tuned for the Tommy Castillo interview! Also, I will publicly humiliate The Darkman, by showing the folks out there in America just how many reviews he has actually written: 1. There, take that. |
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