Comic books are vital to the survival of mankind.
As the mightiest task-masters of a sweaty world devoid of sleep, love, or social skills, comics incessantly beat on the drum that beckons us weekly to place small, green bills into the pasty and hyper-knowledgeable hands of the Golfshirt-Tucked-into-Sweatpants-Man, who we call the comic shop owner.
We do so with satisfaction. As members of an addict culture without a cure (except for maturing to adulthood, which we dismissed, like so many Rob Leifield Lithographs), we strongly support the reading, collecting, and hoarding of comic books. We understand that the addiction weighs you down, until you are hopeless - a shell of a man wandering through the dark Gothams and Metropoli of the mind. At Near Mint Minus, we offer you a brief respite from your baleful, nerdish woes. Remember that these reviews are subjective and reflect the views of the NMM staff only, therefore it is incumbant upon oyu as the reader to read these books, and to judge for yourself, or God himself will judge you.
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This Week's Madness
* WARNING *
The following reviews are meant to be humorous and may be found to contain sarcasm, dubious associations, groundless opinions, and senseless rebukes for the sole purpose of entertainment (if not yours, then ours) all of which are substances known by the State of California to be harmful to your work-ethic, and may cause malignant tumors of laughter. Caution advised while reading.
This Book Must Not Be Ignored!!
Wow! Talk about the B-list. But wait, there is a great story here, and excellent art. Want to see how a bunch of would-be's and has-been's achieve the ultimate victory, also known as the most abysmal failure? If so, you have to check out 7 Soldiers of Victory #0! This book is a superbly done setup for numerous titles to come. It is a must for any fan of Morrison, and all fans of the DCU. COmparison? The league of Extraordinary Gentlemen meets Dark Horse Comics.
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