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This Week's Madness

Astonishing X-Men: A Breakdown of What's Cool, and What's Cooler

By The Dark Man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inane Discussion One:

New Avengers and Ultimates2

 

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Oh, Yeah! Did We Mention Hal's Back?!

This series is a must-have for DC fans, Lantern/Spectre fanatics, the sage investor, and the child in all of us (who can comprehend death, afterlives, how Yellow is just so hard for Green to defeat (it's a primary color), and multiple personality disorders) . This one gets the "Oh, hells yeah!" from all us here at NMM!

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