Fumanchu

Name: Paul Mahan

Alias: Dr. Fumanchu

Notorious villain who posed as an Asian on China 5 Kung, a criminal mastermind, Fumanchu is wanted worldwide for a multitude of crimes including drug running, murder, gold smuggling, and several breeches of the Geneva Convention. His whereabouts are currently unknown.

Powers:

Super Procrastination - has the ability to put off even the most crucial of deadlines. Once avoided using the bathroom so long he had to be put on dialysis for a week.

Hyper Sarcasm - Can crush a man’s soul just by his intonation, never state the obvious in his presence.

Kung Fu - Has personally watched more martial arts movies than you can shake a stick at, beware of his Jackie Chan style; it is as dangerous as it is funny.

Current Status:

A computer science major at UCO, Fumanchu whiles out his days constantly fearing calls from his Editor, Peblee, which he inevitably receives 5 to 20 times a day. Spends his free time reading comics, playing video games, and beseeching the Lord to make his phone stop ringing so he can get some sleep. He rarely, if ever, spends it doing homework.

Comic Collection Info:

While I will always love the classics, my favorite comics, by far, are the lower key ones. I find that they are often not as popular and rarely last as long as the typical Super Hero setup. They are often much more believable, original, and the characters tend not to wear ridiculous costumes that no self-respecting human would adorn.

Favorite Current Running Comics:

Conan
B.P.R.D.
Sam and Twitch
Batman
Ultimate Fantastic Four
Containment
X23

WARNING!

If you see this man, do not attempt to apprehend or contact him, he is considered armed with cynicism and very surly. If you see him or can give any information concerning his whereabouts, please contact the U.N. at 1-800-555-55UN or the Japanese government at 1-900-YNG-GRLS, and evacuate the area immediately.