Erianel

Name: Magistrate Sir Balfoot Podmore Poshmouth III, (a.k.a. Adam
LeNaire)

Alias: Adam LeNaire

History:

Born a young nobleman from betwixt the legs of an old ignoble woman in the South of France 1745. Was then quickly orphaned when the Goblin Riots spread all over Europe and turned the toast buttering world into ruins. His parents joined the thousands before them that fell on butter-side down toast pieces. From this tragedy the Magistrate grew up only seeking revenge. And when he found out that the local mercantile was fresh out he began to seek RETRIBUTION!

One day when he had finally tired of seeking invisible foes (which may or may not be real) in the name of his parents he happened upon a withering old man (who resembled Meatloaf) wearing nothing but a bathrobe and tighty whiteys. With a wave of the old man's gumbo spoon he sent the Magistrate into the future imbibing him with the quest to review all cinema related to the media of comic books.


Powers:


Misunderhearing - Erianel can turn any thing spoken at his general direction into ammo for his massive argument cannon

The LeNaire Logic - Can explain anything for or against his favor at his slightest whim; also used to debunk any good ideas brought up by friends so that later that can be repeated as your own.

Belated Correction - when he notices a loved one or friend becoming too haughty Erianel is all too quick to shoot them down with their prior stupidity.


Current Status:

A Graphic Design major at UCO, spends all of his time away from school constantly watching John Carpenter's They Live and taking thirty minute naps in between viewings. He is not as schooled in the world of comics as his counter parts, but can review a film when he sees it. And that’s what he was brought here to do.

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