Frank Cho is a genius, pure and simple. But, I must say that I think this comic is getting shorter by the issue. Honestly, it seems like there is just four or five pages per issue. What is going on here? We called in our expert, Matthew Mahan, to analyze the situation.

Matt, what exactly is the problem?

Matt?

He appears to simply be drooling, folks. Hang on one second.
Matt! Get yourself together.

Oh, sorry. What was the question?

Why do you think that this comic seems so short?

Well, Peblee, my theory is that you are gay, and therefore never took the time to really READ this book. I mean, it took me like forty-five minutes to get passed page four where she is like creeping up on those raptors. Do women really creep along the ground like that? I mean, well…do women like that really creep along the ground like that?

Well, Matt…I don’t know. But, I can assure you I am not gay.

Look, I don’t care if you are. Can I just keep this comic?

Well, Matt…I mean…I’m not…

I don’t care! Just let me keep the damn comic.

Fine.

I knew you were gay.

Am not! If I were gay would I have this collection of Maxim Magazines like Fumanchu?

HA! I rest my case.

-Peblee