Mr. T #1

If any of you suckas refuse to read this suppa book, you notta man you a foo’!!

Truer words were never spoken. Crammed with dialogue that is somehow simple and confusing, and busting out with more bling than you can shake a bligablag at, Mr. T is set up to deliver the goods.
Personally, I was hoping to see the T mess a few faces, quote a verse or two, and call people a lot of awesome names, but that is all to come. In a crack marketing move, the creators of this comic, Bunting, Ewards, and the T himself, have put out a book filled with a bad guy, a concerned bystander, the cause great enough to pull a crime fighter out of retirement, and hints of a bad scene which occurred some time ago. But, we don’t get to see the T mess a few faces, quote a verse or two, and call people a lot of awesome names.

That is because the people at AP Comics, had o figure that people were going to buy the first issue, but what about the second? Now we all have to buy that issue too just to get the Mr. T fix that we were hoping for.

If you deny Mr. T then you are truly a foo. This comic may not fit into the mold of the norm, but the T was always about destroying the norms. And, I am going to tell him that you don’t approve of his book, and I will pray to God that he destroys you like a bunch of drug slingin’ suckas.

-Peblee

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